Backstreet's back. Alright? (I guess)

Well I suppose we all knew this day would come. That bearded "badass" one with the drinking problem would finally beat rehab... or his parole officer... and the good ol boys would reunite. Apprently they'll be touring later this year, to fill the notable lack of boybands. Just when I thought we had that disease licked. Apprently though they're limiting their shows to smaller "more intimate settings". Gosh, I can't possibly imagine why. Its a shame all their fans have turned 25 by now. The whole 'tween' phase was very much their financial lifeblood. Good luck Backstreet! I enjoyed your death the first time, lord knows the sequel should be just as pitiful!