What a reserved young woman.

Rapper Lil' Kim, always known for being a classy and upstanding young lady, has been found guilty of perjury. She had testified that during a shootout outside a radio station, she somehow hadn't seen two of her close friends firing weapons, claiming that her sunglasses made it too tough to see. As the prosecutor argued, "You would have to believe they were magic sunglasses that only block out your friends who were shooting people". The guy makes a good point. If she was really that blind with her glasses on, I find it difficult to believe she would be able to walk around without running into things. Poor Kimmy now faces a maximum 20 years in prison, where she'll no longer be the dirtiest person around. That's 20 years deprived of her facinatingly poor music and excessively revealed bosom. Frankly, I don't know how the music industry will survive.