"Don't you worry, it's going to be all right. 'Cause I'm always there. I won't let you out of my sight. I'll be there - never you fear. I'll be there -forever and always. I'm always here."

God I love when famous people do silly things.

Case in point: David Hsselhoff. Has anyone gone from renowned heart throb to absolute imbacile with the jarring speed of ol' Davey boy? Possibly Michael Jackson. But that's been more sad than funny. This is just funny. So funny in fact, I feel negligent for waiting so long to post it.

A commonly known fact among pop culture morons such as myself, is that Hasselhoff has enjoyed a blossoming singing career in Germany as of late. What is less commonly known is how godawfully bad the videos that the songs have spawned are. What follows is one such video.

I honestly don't know where to start.

Perhaps the best part is the seemingly overwhelming fixation on rotating three dimensional cubes, which are spun by Hasselhoff on one occasion. Maybe it's the constant (and seemingly random) change in background and setting. Or it could be the fact that Hasselhoff himself seems to take the whole absurd mess seriously. Tough to say. What is for sure is, this is some quality stuff. Enjoy.