Who am I now?

This acting is just outstanding.

Are YOU an internet mom?

"Isn't that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?"

I'm gonna grape you in the mouth

Now there's an ad campaign I can really get behind.

Smoking up with dinosaurs

What it is, yo.

Oh those wacky creationists

Want to enjoy nature without all those pesky "facts"? The American Family Association has the answer! From their site:

"Do you love watch great nature programs on National Geographic, Discovery Channel or Animal Planet but are disgusted by them crediting all of this marvelous creation to evolution? Even worse having to an-indoctrinate your kids?

Welcome to the answer - The Explore The Wildlife Kingdom Series.

Programs where nature tell its own story AND programs that support a Christian world view. This is what we call "safe nature" - great nature programming with no evolutionary bias."

Oy.